Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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