Betty ford says i'm here all night
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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