youre lurking in front of me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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