My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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