No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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