He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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