Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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