i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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