i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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