Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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