Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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