I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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