oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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