Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife