ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
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nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3