After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.