well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night