Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.