Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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