so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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