His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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