Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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