No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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