I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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