ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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