So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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