So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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