I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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