Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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