I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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