i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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