i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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