My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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