i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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