Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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