two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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