i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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