do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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