Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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