hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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