Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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