I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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