i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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