so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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