The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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