I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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