sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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