I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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