She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i think i just lost a toe
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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