wrigley field is MILF paradise
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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