last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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