I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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