I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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