at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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