I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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