UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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