no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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